Can I please pee in peace?
Working in a firm that is occupying an office space on the same level with one of the world's leading make-up company obviously has many perks, so I'll just list out the top 10:
1) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
2) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
3) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
4) You get invited to their private sales where products can go as low as 10% of their actual retail price.
5) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
6) You get to attend free make-up lessons (generally for ladies only)
7) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
8) You get to enjoy discounted haircuts (not that it really matters to me since I cut my own hair... seriously)
9) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
10) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
Unfortunately for us, there was a peeping tom incident on our level in the ladies toilet, so the building management decided for the safety of the ladies, they would install a lock on the door to the ladies toilet for this level only. This effectively kept out all visitors (ladies) who needed to relieve themselves as only tenants got hold of the the key to use the toilet.
Herein lies the fundamental problem.
The make-up professionals conducts countless of seminars, workshops, classes, and training to hundreds of ladies (and a few gays... bleah...) on a monthly basis, of which NONE of them hold the key to the toilet. So the next best alternative for the girls?
Sneak into the Gents while nobody is looking.
Well, these girls who sneak into the Gents must think that:
1) they are very Intelligent to choose such an alternative rather than going to the Ladies on another floor
2) they have the ability to pee with lightning speed, where they would be in and out of the Gents with a blink of an eye with none the wiser
3) men enjoy having women walk in on them
In an effort to feel more safe when I am at one of my most vulnerable states (where my privates are exposed and I am temporarily immobilised until I finish peeing), I have already been relegated to having to pee in the cubicles rather than the urinals so as to avoid unwanted attention from the wanton gays who have their eye on me... being tired and sleepy at work, so you can imagine the shock and confusion I have in the first 5 seconds when I exit the cubicle to wash my hands and have the person next to me at the sink being a WOMAN!!!
The first fear that springs to mind is that I mistakenly entered the Ladies and my immediate reaction would be to dart out of the toilet and pray that the security doesn't handcuff me at my desk with great embarrassment in front of my colleagues.
When the realisation sets in (actually, it is because the girls nonchalantly apologised for being in the toilet), that is when I feel violated. What if I was at the urinal instead?
While there isn't any great mystery to the male anatomy, it does not mean that I enjoy having FEMALE strangers look at me naked, especially when I am peeing.
Come on, can I just be left alone to pee in peace!
1) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
2) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
3) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
4) You get invited to their private sales where products can go as low as 10% of their actual retail price.
5) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
6) You get to attend free make-up lessons (generally for ladies only)
7) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
8) You get to enjoy discounted haircuts (not that it really matters to me since I cut my own hair... seriously)
9) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
10) You get to gawk at countless models walking in and out of their office daily
Unfortunately for us, there was a peeping tom incident on our level in the ladies toilet, so the building management decided for the safety of the ladies, they would install a lock on the door to the ladies toilet for this level only. This effectively kept out all visitors (ladies) who needed to relieve themselves as only tenants got hold of the the key to use the toilet.
Herein lies the fundamental problem.
The make-up professionals conducts countless of seminars, workshops, classes, and training to hundreds of ladies (and a few gays... bleah...) on a monthly basis, of which NONE of them hold the key to the toilet. So the next best alternative for the girls?
Sneak into the Gents while nobody is looking.
Well, these girls who sneak into the Gents must think that:
1) they are very Intelligent to choose such an alternative rather than going to the Ladies on another floor
2) they have the ability to pee with lightning speed, where they would be in and out of the Gents with a blink of an eye with none the wiser
3) men enjoy having women walk in on them
In an effort to feel more safe when I am at one of my most vulnerable states (where my privates are exposed and I am temporarily immobilised until I finish peeing), I have already been relegated to having to pee in the cubicles rather than the urinals so as to avoid unwanted attention from the wanton gays who have their eye on me... being tired and sleepy at work, so you can imagine the shock and confusion I have in the first 5 seconds when I exit the cubicle to wash my hands and have the person next to me at the sink being a WOMAN!!!
The first fear that springs to mind is that I mistakenly entered the Ladies and my immediate reaction would be to dart out of the toilet and pray that the security doesn't handcuff me at my desk with great embarrassment in front of my colleagues.
When the realisation sets in (actually, it is because the girls nonchalantly apologised for being in the toilet), that is when I feel violated. What if I was at the urinal instead?
While there isn't any great mystery to the male anatomy, it does not mean that I enjoy having FEMALE strangers look at me naked, especially when I am peeing.
Come on, can I just be left alone to pee in peace!
posted by homme_dec at 2:06 PM
1 Comments:
woah.. kinky.. i bet your collegue may be enjoying it!
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