I work in an asylum

I really believe that we are the only company that:

hire retirees as consultants...
hire aunties as salespeople...
hire people whom you can't tell their gender...
(at least we can proudly say that we are an equal opportunity employer... haha!)

are still using PCs that takes 5mins to open an attachment...
remove water dispensers from the office in an effort to save costs (leaving me thirsty ever since, and there is only so much I can salivate you know)...
use one puny measly water boiler to cater to over thirty people in one office (which results in one poor soul aka ME having to carry buckets of water from the toilet to the office over and over again the entire day to feed all the parched throats... so I paid $20K for grad school to be a waterboy... fantabulous!)
hardly provides any stationery... leaving us with no other option other than to beg, borrow, and steal... we beg the company secretary to give us new stationery (which we usually fail trying), we borrow from unsuspecting colleagues (not knowing that we hardly have any intention to return), and we steal from colleagues who are away for vacation (three words for the people who return to a stationery depeleted desk... Lock and Key)
and Senior Managers have to cough up money to supplement the company's fund for the annual dinner and dance...

this being a company whose turnover is millions a year...

what more can I say?? argh...