There are days
There are days where I simply can't muster enough discipline to do anything at work and my mind is drifting in and out of various scenarios whereby I am a multi-millionaire and/or versed in over 15 different languages and living in this fantasy world...
Then there are days where I am totally unproductive at work (again) where I will search through Internet either for totally interesting but useless information or blogs leaving me all intrigued at the information available on the Internet...
Plus the many hours I spend calculating how to best arrange my stock position, liqidate my positions, planning my financial freedom/retirement as well as calculating my finances on how to own a car without affecting my monthly savings...
(seems like I don't work enough huh... nah... I work till 9+ daily... so to keep myself sane, I delve into these activities to distract my highly tuned and sharp mind once in a while (ok, maybe more than once in a while)
So I get to stumble on interesting nuggets like this one below:
Below is the answer to one of the questions by a student in McGill University for mid-term chemistry paper:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that most people and their souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities.
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Celine LeBlanc during my Freshman year - that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" - and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
He is the only student who got an A.
Then there are days where I am totally unproductive at work (again) where I will search through Internet either for totally interesting but useless information or blogs leaving me all intrigued at the information available on the Internet...
Plus the many hours I spend calculating how to best arrange my stock position, liqidate my positions, planning my financial freedom/retirement as well as calculating my finances on how to own a car without affecting my monthly savings...
(seems like I don't work enough huh... nah... I work till 9+ daily... so to keep myself sane, I delve into these activities to distract my highly tuned and sharp mind once in a while (ok, maybe more than once in a while)
So I get to stumble on interesting nuggets like this one below:
Below is the answer to one of the questions by a student in McGill University for mid-term chemistry paper:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that most people and their souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities.
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Celine LeBlanc during my Freshman year - that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" - and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
He is the only student who got an A.
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