Thursday, August 24, 2006

Ahem... I have comments

I just realised that I have had comments on my blog... and there actually have been quite a few... just that I didn't know that Moi have to approve the comments before it gets posted... yeah yeah... stupid of me...

Anyway, I approved them all including the person who is advertising his/her blog via mine (which I personally think is not a strategic move based on the fact that I have like only 118 unique readers... haha) and what's up with that anyway???!!!??! You really lookin to do business via blogging?

Alright... I admit... Its entirely my fault (read: ignorance) on this issue... so if you are pissed that I didn't approve any of the comments you posted... think again, cos I'll approve almost anything (as evident from above)... but if you still pissed at me even after my explanation... then I have only one thing to say... and that is... BITE ME!

On another note... I didn't know a bud of mine is following my blog to keep abreast of the happenings in my life... all along I was only aware that sweetpoison was reading cos she'll saying things like "Why so long never post anything? Boring leh, everytime go your blog and there is nothing new"

And if the Sherlock Holmes in me is accurate, then assuming I got your secret identity correct, I feel you, MY BUDDY, should give me the password to log on to yours so that I can do the same... I previously didn't ask for it cos I didn't know if you are comfortable with me reading all the things you write... but hey, since you are reading mine including all the sordid posts *grin*... then you should at least let me read yours...

One question though.... why the hell did you ever sign off as "France"?


Yours Truly
"Italy"

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Universal Laws

Murphy's Law
When you least want anything to go wrong, The probability of something going wrong increases.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem
When the body is naked or immersed in water, the telephone in the other room rings and the windows are open.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Reda's Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen's Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Howden's Law
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

Finder's Law
Whenever you are looking for something, you will find everything except the one thing that you are looking for.