Bi-Sexual Vortex

I really dunno whether to think of it as a compliment or as an insult, but I am officially labeled a giant bi-sexual vortex... not that I am genuinely bi-sexual or anything, but it is due to the constant attraction I draw from both sexes...

Being hit on by women is flattering of cos... even more so when the lady is very attractive herself... but of 100% of the time I get hit on, 55% of the time comes from men... erm.. make that gays.... bleah...

At a corporate event, in the space of 2 mins... I get hit on by a caucasian man who happens to be a long-time friend of the chairman of my company... imagine the political landmine exploding in my face if I did not handle it correctly... not I do not swing both ways... and I shudder at that very thought... so every physical advance done by the ang-moh is strategically countered by the ever alert gay phobic ME!

After what seemed like ages of being on my guard, I decided I earned myself a breather from all the stiffs in the room and excused myself for the boys room... on my way, I see my favourite person to banter... April... and I politely informed her that in the event that the gay decides to feel my up, I would slap that bitchslap that asshole back to his country (and I'm kinda guessing that he'd like that wouldn't he?? hahaha)

Anyway, after letting some steam of my chest, April and I were exhanging comments on the event when one of her friends stepped over towards us and started talking to her... within 15 secs, I excused myself from the threesome (nothing ever comes out right anymore... without it being sexually suggestive) and made my way back to my table...

April informs me a few days later that her friend who walked over towards us during the corporate event, who is a strategic partner of our company, had his eye on me... simply fantastic... I am really a fucking gay magnet!

Maybe its my butt... I have had so many comments on my butt from men, women, and... gays that I have decided to insure my tight ass (comment from a certain someone) for a large sum of money... I must admit... that from time to time, I do enjoy having my ass grabbed by my partner when we are in the midst of... ahem...

Men have looked at it, women have secretly glanced at it, gays secretly wish that they can have it, and my friends openly talk and discuss about it... it is beginning to dawn on me that my butt is the source of my mojo, my bisexual vortex vibe...

Devil Wears Prada

I have such a soft spot for Anne Hathaway!

I really can't seem to explain, but somehow I feel that she bears a resemblance to Anne Hathaway...

I wonder if its cos of her, cos of my soft spot for Anne Hathaway, or that she really resembles Anne Hathaway...

or... maybe interestingly, its becos of the bangs that she is wearing currently... it is SO Anne Hathaway in "Devil Wears Prada"... especially becos I didn't think that it would look good on her, but now, I can't imagine her in any other hairstyle...

Once Bitten Twice Shy (Part 2)

Stop giving me all the lame excuses...
all the promises you made to me for an opportunity to make a living has not happened yet, and you didn't even remove your stud... something so simple...
like I said to your friend who recommended you for this job, work is work... I am paid to do my job, you are paid to do your job...
if you are too lazy or hesitant to do your job, either I make it happen by force or out you go...
this is but a realistic line of work...

One more chance...
One more chance is all you get...

Pride and Passion

I just attended a HR seminar recently conducted by the marcom director of a company that specialises in making plastic bricks...

Well, she was good... and very importantly, she kept the session light and entertaining with some simple points for me to bring back to office and make some slow but sure changes to the team and I realised that I have been already doing what she highlighted in the seminar... hmm... maybe I should get a refund??!!?? haha

Anyway its been a month since I took on the managerial post in my company, managing my sales team, which I must say has really taken its toll on me for the first 35 days and this being the 36th day into the job... I had my first 3 resignations (2 were on the same day), my staff (one of the aunties in the gang) was so stressed by me till she cried (make that sobbing real loud, resting her head on the table, and nearly puking from all that crying... I'm serious...), another 1 staff whom I have been friends with one for more than a year (a.k.a. office slacker) will be resigning because he knows he can't slack anymore with me on his tails, I have hired 2 new girls on the team, and I will very likely have to fire the resident auntie and another untrainable one...

I'm such a devil boss... too bad I don't wear Prada... *grin* All in all, considering everything in perspective, I must say that this has been a very productive month for me with a more than 200% increase in sales from Dec 2006. But my social life has really taken a beating cos of my hectic work schedule... oh man, when was the last time since I last had... ahem... oh well, that will be a story for another time... hehe...

February here I come!